BaffoonMC Store
BaffoonMC
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Official store

BaffoonMC

Feed the fire. Fear the old man.

Zephyr
Zephyr
Blood Priest
Blood Priest
God
God
Moloch
Moloch
Peacekeeper
Peacekeeper
Meet the cast in the Bestiary →

Ranks and hats that keep BaffoonMC running. Everything here is cosmetic or convenience. Nothing here wins you a fight.

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Server goal

Every donation fills the bar. Each milestone unlocks a reward for everyone online.

£18 of £50
Commission · one of one

Design your own hat

Tell us your idea. We draw the concept, you approve it, and we build it as a real 3D hat that only you can wear.

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£14.88

No real brands, logos or famous characters. Hats are cosmetic only, with no perks. If we can't make your idea work, you get a full refund.

How it works

Three steps to the altar

  1. Pick what you wantAdd ranks or hats to your basket. You can buy for a friend too.
  2. Enter your Minecraft nameExactly as it is in game. That's who gets it.
  3. Pay securely through TebexCard or PayPal. Ranks apply within a minute. Hats arrive the next time you're online, straight into your inventory.

Fair play promise. Nothing on this store helps you in PvP. Flight only works inside your own claim and switches off the moment you're hit. Homes and ender chest are blocked after combat and while captured.

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